What's the difference between a pope and your boss?
The pope only expects you to kiss his ring. =P
Jack discovered his wife in bed with another man. "What is the meaning of this? Who is this guy?" Jack asked. "That seems a fair question." said his wife rolling over. "What's your name fella?"
A job opening in a candy store reads:
Sales clerk wanted, Diabetic preferred.
One of the funniest jokes i have ever heard:
Doughlas and Miller go hunting one day. As both of them are trying to hunt down a bear, the bear attacks Doughlas. Doughlas is hurt very badly. Miller thinks that his friend is dead. He calls 911. Miller who is fearing the worst tells the operator " My friend was just attacked by a bear. I think he's dead!". The operator says in a clam voice " Don't panic. Let's make sure he's dead before jumping to any conclusions". Some gun shots are heard. Now, Miller asks the operator, " Now what?".
That's it for now folks. Enjoy the jokes!